

Akeem attempts to catch a cab…by walking out into the middle of the street, putting his hand out and shouting, “Halt!” at it.
Cab driver: “You dumb FUCK!”
The Houston Texans lineup to kick a FG before the end of the first half after piss poor time management and decision making out of Vance Joseph who then calls a time out to “Ice the kicker”, the kicker misses the attempt.
Kicker gets 2nd chance, makes it.
Texans Coach Bill O’Brien is seen on the sideline: “Good job Vance. You dumb fuck”
Vance, with the biggest grin on his face: “What does ‘dumb fuck’ mean?”