Jim Irsay and the Indianapolis Colts fumble the ball again.
Yesterday they announce that on the weekend of October 7th/8th the following will occur:
- 10/7: Peyton Manning’s statue will be unveiled outside of “The House that Peyton Built”
- 10/8: Jersey # 18 is officially retired
- 10/8: Peyton Manning enters the Colts Ring of Honor.
All of those are honors are well deserved but is this day supposed to be about Peyton Manning? If so then why isn’t it scheduled for December 12th/13th when the Denver Broncos come to town to hopefully beat the shit out of the Colts.
The Colts currently have one former Manning teammate on the roster, kicker Adam
Vinatieri. I’m sure a number of his former teammates will make the trip to Indianapolis to be apart of the celebration but even more could have easily been included.
Outside of Vinatieri, I think at last count there might be three of his former Colts teammates still active in the league, Jacob Tamme in Atlanta, Antoine Bethea, was recently signed by the Arizona Cardinals(who play in Indy during week 2 and would also be a better weekend to host these events simply because of Bruce Arians(former IC QB Coach) and Tom Moore(former IC OC) would be in the building). So the more I think about it they really did shit the bed in planning this. Dwight Freeney would be the other guy, but I don’t think he’s on a roster yet, but I also haven’t seen an official retirement announcement.
If the day was truly about Manning, it would be scheduled when the Broncos come to town so that even more of his former teammates could be a part of it. I’m sure former receivers Demaryius Thomas and Emmanuel Sanders would love to say congratulations to their former Quarterback and guys like Von Miller and others such as
Aqib Talib and T.J. Ward among other defensive players would view it as an honor to be around on that day.
But Jim Irsay is all about Jim Irsay and his upside down horseshoe. The bastard will never win it all again.
My contribution to Peyton Manning roasting Rob Lowe, but in the end it would throw shade, so we know it won’t happen.
I’d get a poster/display of this:
Then I would show a poster/displays of these along with each and every record accomplished in Denver.
Then simply say:
Rob, A couple of them might have big ears, but my kids have access to better sources than you do.”
I’ll just leave this here..
Peyton Manning & Sprint. Improving an old ad.
Some jokes truly do write themselves.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Jim Irsay, Billionaire Douche-bag.
I hate reading drivel from the uninformed.
Mini Rant: On more than one occasion today I’ve seen people reference Manning telling Irsay, for his former team to draft Luck. I’m calling BS on that.
I’ll stick with Archie & Polian’s version of 18 telling them to draft “me”, meaning not to draft any of the rookies, and to retain him. Now after all was said and done I have read reports that he would pick AL1 over RG3, but by no means did he tell billionaire dipshit to draft the Geico guy out of Stanford instead of keeping him.
Sorry, just had to clear that up.
Previously on The Walking Dead, Hey Coral, we got us a walker.
The Billionaire dipshit is back.